Nooo My Hotspot

Nooo My Hotspot , also known as Hotspotini Burrito or Burrito Maharaja is a Filipino brainrot that was created on March 13th, 2025 and has multiple variants: The variant shown is a burrito, while other variants include different foods such as a burger, taco, and others. Regardless it is depicted crying because it wants to use his phone, but there's no Wi-Fi connected to the phone. It has a sad black mouth, arms, hands, and legs. It also wears black shoes and it's praying for wifi, specifically begging the reader for their Personal Hotspot in order to access WiFi.. He has kids who are called Los Nooo My Hotspotsitos.

Lyrics

Original (Makassarese, English)

NOOOOOOO! MY HOTSPOT. BROOOOOO! HOOTSPOOOOOT!!! OBATURA MAKALUNGA! Wifi no coming, Signal go pish pish! Burrito Maharaja sit down, hands up, crying like spicy curry, AYOOO! GIVE ME WIFI OR I BECOME SAMOSA FOREVER! Phone say no signal, heart say boom boom. Data finished, soul vanished. Only one hope: neighbor’s router. But passwordːaiyaiyoo.

Translated (Italian)

NOOOOOOO! IL MIO HOTSPOT! Fraoooooo! Hooooootspoooooooot! Oh, batura makalunga, Wi-Fi non arriva, segnale fa pish-pish! Burrito maharaja siediti, mano alzata, piangendo come un curry piccante. Ayo dammi il Wi-Fi o divento samosa per sempre. Il telefono dice nessun segnale, il cuore fa boom-boom. I dati finiscono, l'anima svanisce. Solo una speranza: il router del vicino. Ma passwordːaiyaiyoo.