MAAA MAUUUU KINDERJOYYYY
Lore of MAAA MAUUUU KINDERJOYYYY
MAAA MAUUUU KINDERJOYYYY was originally a very ordinary child, but was cursed by his mother to become a Kinder Egg man. Ironically, Kinder Eggs are something that children especially like to ask for and go crazy over. He also lives in front of an Indomaret (an Indonesian supermarket chain).
Lyrics
Original (Indonesian)
Ma Mau Kinder Joy! Inilah sesosok anomali yang pas kecilnya diajak mamanya ke supermarket buat beli kondom persiapan mamanya main sama Pak RT. e terus ngelihat Kinder Joy langsung menengek jungkir balik ke mamanya buat beli inin tapi mamanya malah bilang ke abang kasirnya kalau ini enggak dijual.
Translation (English)
Ma I want Kinder Joy! This is an anomaly who, when he was little, was taken by his mother to the supermarket to buy condoms in preparation for his mother to play with the neighborhood head. Then he saw Kinder Joy and immediately turned around to his mother to buy it, but his mother told the cashier that the chair wasn't for sale.
Translation (Persian)
مامان من کیندر جوی میخوام! این یه بچهی غیرعادیه که وقتی کوچیک بود، مادرش اونو به سوپرمارکت برد تا کاندوم بخره تا مادرش با کدخدای محله بازی کنه. بعد کیندر جوی رو دید و فوراً برگشت سمت مادرش که بخرتش، اما مادرش به صندوقدار گفت که فروشی نیست.
Translation (Japanese)
ママ、キンダージョイが欲しい！この子は、小さい頃、お母さんに連れられてスーパーマーケットへコンドームを買いに行った、ちょっと変わった子です。お母さんが近所の番頭さんと遊ぶための準備だったんです。するとキンダージョイを見つけて、すぐにお母さんのところへ振り向いて買おうとしたんですが、お母さんはレジの人に「売ってないよ」って言ったんです。
Translation (Chinese (simplified))
妈妈，我要健达奇趣蛋！这是一个怪咖，小时候，妈妈带他去超市买避孕套，准备给妈妈和邻居家的长辈玩。结果他看到了健达奇趣蛋，立马转身要买，结果妈妈告诉收银员，这个奇趣蛋不卖。
Translation (Korean)
엄마, 킨더 조이 갖고 싶어! 이 녀석은 어렸을 때 엄마가 동네 머리랑 놀아줄 생각에 콘돔을 사러 슈퍼마켓에 데려갔던, 좀 특이한 녀석이야. 그러다 킨더 조이를 보자마자 바로 엄마한테 가서 사려고 했는데, 엄마가 계산대 직원에게 안 팔린다고 하더라고.
Translation (Italian)
Ma voglio Kinder Joy! Questo è un bambino anomalo che, da piccolo, è stato portato dalla madre al supermercato per comprare dei preservativi, in modo che potesse giocare con il capo del quartiere. Poi ha visto Kinder Joy e si è subito girato verso la madre per comprarlo, ma la madre ha detto alla cassiera che non era in vendita.
Translation (Russian)
Маааааа хочет Kinder Joy! Это аномалия, которую мама водила в супермаркет покупать презервативы, чтобы она могла поиграть с главой района. Увидев Kinder Joy, он тут же повернулся к маме, чтобы купить этот, но мама вместо этого угрожающим тоном сказала кассиру, что этот не продаётся.Очень Испугался!
